1. faraashah:

    if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softly kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

    (Source: niqabisinparis)

  2. flowersam:

    you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

  3. my-d1vineright:

    nachalibre:

    uncle phil does not play

    Word to Uncle Phil

  4. 
NO HUMAN
DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE
RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

    NO HUMAN

    DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE

    RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

  5. fightblr:

    Red is one of my favourite characters ever invented.

    (Source: deathstarblog)

  6. hopeydopey526:

    Omfg

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive)

  7. cl4yton:

Wonderful.

    cl4yton:

    Wonderful.

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive)

  8. commanderalexander:

    after finding out that he:
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    is the same age as him:
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    I no longer feel like I look younger than I actually am

  9. thefatgirlblog:

    "All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

    Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

  10. (Source: doloresjaneumbridge)